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How To Buy

1

Download Metamask

Download MetaMask or your wallet of choice from the App Store or Play Store.

Desktop users, download the Chrome extension by going to metamask.io

2

Get Some ETH

Have ETH in your wallet to switch to $ASTEROID .

If you don't have any ETH, you can buy directly on MetaMask, transfer from another wallet, or buy on an exchange like Coinbase and send it to your wallet.

Go to Uniswap

3

Connect to Uniswap.

Go to app.uniswap.org in Chrome or on the browser inside your MetaMask app. Connect your wallet. Paste the $ASTEROID token address into Uniswap, select ASTEROID , and confirm. When MetaMask prompts you for a wallet signature, sign.

Buy $ASTEROID

Switch ETH for $ASTEROID .

We have ZERO taxes so you don’t need to worry about buying with a specific slippage, although you may need to use slippage during times of market volatility. Track the price on DexTools.

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Supply: 1,000,000,000

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$ASTEROID thesis

The story: Liv Perrotto, a 15-yr-old pediatric cancer patient, designed the Shiba plush Asteroid as the zero-g indicator for SpaceX's Polaris Dawn mission. Inspired by Elon's own dog Floki. She passed away this year. Her mom shared her list of questions for Elon on Twitter — the final one asked if he'd make Asteroid the official SpaceX mascot. Elon replied Will answer shortly. That's the fuse.

$ASTEROID launched on ETH 2 years ago. That's the OG, and the holder from Sep 2024 just went from near-zero to $370K+ on Elon's reply. Sat through 580 days of drawdown.

During yesterday's vamp rush, ETH got two versions: one cabal launch that got sniped and raped, and the OG that went parabolic. Solana couldn't get it together — no clean runner there.

People probably missed the real OG and launched fresh copycats on ETH. Those aren't the play. The 2yr-old OG is.